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boo me

i have to wear angels apparel to a dodger game this month. because i lost a drinking bet. in which i tried to cheat. because not-so-deep down i knew i would lose if i didn’t. but i still lost.

anyway,
TODAY’S GAME!
YES!!!!

1.5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kuroda! ethier!!!! kent!!!

i didn’t get to watch the entire game, only innings 8 and 9. in fact, i haven’t been able to catch a lot of this week’s games, which makes me feel incomplete as a person. i’m already an anxious mess on off days (“i can’t wait for tomorrow’s GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!”) so you can imagine how inconsolable i get when there IS a game and i can’t watch it.

po’ kershaw. you are so young. and large. and texan. but! i see a killer comeback in your future!

AHHHHH

HOW EXCITED AM I RIGHT NOW????????
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
WIN WIN WIN

end-of-the-7th edit: oh.

post-11th-inning-homer edit: JEFF KENT ROUNDING THE BASES AND WAVING TO HIS KIDS AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! SO OOOOOLD!

not fun lineup, not fun loss

offense, whatever, same story. dudes didn’t totally blow it defensively, fine. but with injury upon injury upon injury upon injury upon injury upon injury is the dodgers’ lineup ever going to be decent again?

million-dollar players?????

edit: repko DID blow it! big time! both ways! can’t blame me for blocking that out.

also, how you gon’ have laroche pinch hit for dewitt!?

is it because dewitt’s BA for june was .182?
no way!!!

is it because he has struck out in his last 2374234732* at-bats?
i don’t think so!!!!!!!

*not an actual stat, but close

2 legit! 2 legit dewitt! :’(

KILL IT; important queries #1

the boyfrand and i had rad field level seats last wednesday when stults
pitched his four-hit complete game shutout ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

i hope stults kills it again-again today. 3-0!

win it, dodgers!!!!

also, at-bat music? how does it work? do they “choose” from a pre-approved, pre-paid list? if not, what are the guidelines? is russell martin really that canadian–enough to genuinely enjoy listening to wild cherry’s “play that funky music”? does andy laroche really think he’s the best around or is he just a huge fan of karate kid and/or steve holt?

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